Comedy Writing

Sometimes I like to write things that aren’t ads. Here are some of those things.

THE NEW YORKER

We’re Building A New, Non-Apocalyptic LaGuardia Airport

MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY

FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot

Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now

Introducing The Newly Gentrified New York, New York Hotel & Casino

I’m The Kind Of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” And Who Also Happens To Agree With Adolf Hitler On A Few Things

HeartFirst Medical Solutions & Supplies LLC Is Proud To Present SHOK™: The Cool New Defibrillator For Gen Z

Welcome To Our Shitty Eco-Hotel

Introducing Our New And Baffling Recycling Program

The Millennial Raven

The Real Saints Of Valentine’s Day

Seven Tips To Avoid The Coronavirus Now That You Live Among The Mole People

An Itinerary For Your Hike To Flaming Bowels Of Hell Cave

I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over