Other stuff

Sometimes I make things that aren't ads. 

Cargo collector

You have to "apply" for a Cargo Collective site. They are not very picky.

$500

My first foray into high fashion. Everything costs exactly $500.

Buy my iDEAS

I have ideas. You can buy them.

CRACKED

Used to write for these guys.

Hypocritical mass

Used to blog over here.

CHICAGO READER

This alt-weekly accidentally gave freelance work to a Cracked.com writer.

OH YOU DEVIL

Devilishly good egg puns.