Sometimes I make things that aren't ads.
Jokes are funny.
You have to "apply" for a Cargo Collective site. They are not very picky.
My first foray into high fashion. Everything costs exactly $500.
Buy my iDEAS
I have ideas. You can buy them.
Used to write for these guys.
Used to blog over here.
This alt-weekly accidentally gave freelance work to a Cracked.com writer.
OH YOU DEVIL
Devilishly good egg puns.